oknope:

people who think i’m attractive:

  1. my mom
  2. nobody
  3. nobody
  4. no one 

5.me

(via mmfd-has-taken-over-my-life)

vicoactus:

we can do better

dampsandwich:

LOWERCASE JUST DOESN’T DO IT FOR ME ANYMORE

(via tyleroakley)

mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon

licensetocannibalize:

the frederick chilton fandom is the most hardcore fandom within a fandom and never to be trifled with

(via hannibalscock)

"Hell is every inch separating us."